I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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