It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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