I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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