even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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