Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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