i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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