Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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