How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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