I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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