I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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