I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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