No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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