My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
So much rum. So many feels.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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