There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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