just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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