You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we're making bets on your personal life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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