i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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