we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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