Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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