Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Terrible idea I love it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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