My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
time to smoke my breakfast
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
