you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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