i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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