Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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