My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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