Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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