everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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