remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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