Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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