TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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