We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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