Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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