He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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