she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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