Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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