I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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