I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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