I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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