you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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