Whod you bang
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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