Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour