the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years