idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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