I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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