Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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