even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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