i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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