I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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