just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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