Whod you bang
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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