Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
