in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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