they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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