Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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