shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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