Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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