I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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