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(478): View more from Georgia

I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?

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(513): View more from Ohio

She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm full of awesome ideas

(972): View more from Texas

Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...

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(817): View more from Texas

I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.

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(458): View more from Oregon

I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?

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(530): View more from California

I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.

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